Editing List of Patriarch responses

The following is a list triggered vocal responses for the [[Patriarch]]. The contextual triggers for the vocal responses include, appearing, firing his weapons, and taking large amounts of damage.

== Spawning ==
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!When the Patriarch first appears on a map:
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*Excellent! Another batch of subjects.
*What've you done to my children?!
*You've murdered my children!
*I'll show you! I'll show you all!
*You'll pay for what you've done!
*I'll show you no mercy.
*I'm back! And I've got some new tricks!

As the Ring Leader during the [[Summer Sideshow]] event:
*It's time to knock 'em dead!
*Come one! Come all! It's murder time!
*It's the final act! For you!
*Step right up! It's your final act!
*The one! The only!
*Step right up and die!

As the Robo Claus during the [[Twisted Christmas]] event:
*Ho... ho... ho!
*Someone's been a bad little boy!
*You better watch out, you're all gonna die!
*This is what happens to bad little boys and girls!
*Where's my cookies and milk?!
*You've been bad little boys and girls!
*You better watch out, you're all gonna die!
*Here comes Robot Claus!
*I'm back, and with some new gifts!
*I'm back, and I've got some new presents!

As Sheriff Wade during the Hillbilly Horror event:
*You're bound by law! Drop them weapons and surrender your brains!
*Now, what you city boys doin' out here?
*This here's my town! You folks gotta answer to me!
*This town only big enough for one of us!
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== General ==

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!Responses that trigger any time during the fight:
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*I always told her, I'd make something of myself. And she never listened.
*Everything is so simple when you have a rocket launcher for an arm!
*You can't run forever.
*Superior genetics.
*Eventually I will catch you.
*Look at you! Running around like insects. I'll crush you like the pests you are.
*You sure are good at running away.
*I don't think you fully understand the situation: you're all going to die.

As the Ring Leader:
*Can you feel it? They're calling for blood. And you have plenty of it! Don't be such a stick in the mud.
*Everyone's a winner here. Even if it kills you.
*Rest assured, that if you should succumb to a gruesome death, that your corpse will be honored, in a tasteful display of confections for our loyal patrons.
*Safety record? Who cares about that? Lives are at stake here.
*Can you withstand the grueling terror...of the three rings?
*Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages...just saying that makes me hungry.
*There's no such thing as death defying here. Where is the entertainment in defying?
*All eyes are on you. Don't choke. It would be a shame if you were to suffer a brutal and tragic death.
*I won't tease you with a possibility of a gruesome death. I'll guarantee it.
*I can only promise you, this will be one act you wont be walking away from. Alive.
*Try your luck! Impress the ladies!
*Suspense. Terror. Death. Our very own STD, and I'm giving it to everyone!

As Robo Claus:
*Ho ho ho!
*''hums "Jingle Bells"''
*Come sit on Santa's lap!
*Someone's been naughty this year!
*Why don't you tell Santa what you want?
*Up on the rooftop, reindeer paws. Out jumps good old Robot Claus!
*Down through the chimney with lots of toys!
*Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

As Sheriff Wade:
*Daddy always said, "Braaaains!" Bless his undead heart.
*You gonna find out real fast how we do things down here!
*You ain't fixin' to make me put no hurt on!
*Lemme just scoop 'em out. Ain't like you usin' 'em!
*Don't you be resist me, boy!
*I hear you been stirrin' up trouble in my town!
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== Attacking ==
His vocal taunts also serve to warn about his attacks.

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! Charging his minigun to fire:
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*Time for a more direct approach.
*This is the end of you!
*Stay there. I'll make this quick.
*Wait right there. Hahahahaha!

As the Ring Leader:
*A volunteer! You there, sir!
*Watch this, the crowd loves it!
*No, this is how you do it!
*Why don't we up the stakes?

As Robo Claus:
*Let's see what I've got in my bag... ''bullets!'' Ho ho ho ho ho!
*Seven-six-two, from me to you!
*Hold on now, I've got something for everyone!

As Sheriff Wade:
*'Scuse me while I whip this out! (A reference to Blazing Saddles)
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! When he is about to fire a rocket:
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*One in the pipe.
 
As the Ring Leader:
*Drum roll, please.
*Enough clowning around.

As Robo Claus:
*I've got a present for you!

As Sheriff Wade:
*Tell it to the judge!
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! When he is performing a spin attack
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*So you're trying to do ''that'' again? Ha ha ha ha!
*Thanks for getting so close to me, everyone!
*What are you, a bunch of lumberjacks?! (If the players were using axes or chainsaws)
*Who do you think you are, a bunch of ninjas?! (If the players were using katanas)

As the Ring Leader:
*That's right! Right where I want you!
*I never lose a tickle fight!

As Robo Claus:
*So you're trying to do ''that'' again? Ha ha ha ha!
*It's nice to have such close friends!
*Everyone loves Papa Kev!
*What are you, a bunch of lumberjacks?! (If the players were using axes or chainsaws)
*Who do you think you are, a bunch of ninjas?! (If the players were using katanas)

As Sheriff Wade:
*Beat it!
*Make like a tree and get!
*Get on outta here!
*I ain't no tree! (If the players were using axes or chainsaws)
*What, you some fairy princess? (If the players were using katanas)
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== Taking damage ==
Responses to give the players an idea of the amount of damage he is taking.

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!When he has been brought to his knees:
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*Now this is a fight.
*Now we're having fun.
*That hardly hurts.
*You're really starting to piss me off.
*You're ruining everything!
*What do you think you're doing?

As the Ring Leader:
*You'll have to do much better than that!
*The show must go on!
*Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
*Not yet, there's still more to come!

As Robo Claus:
*Now look here, Ebenezer!
*I'll put your eye out!
*I'm the one doing the giving here!

As Sheriff Wade:
*What in Sam Hill you think you're doin'?!
*Now you just makin' this hard on yourself!
*Move along! Nothin' to see here!
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!When he runs away to heal and summons specimens to defend him:
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*Save me, my children! Daddy needs you.
*This can't happen. My children; show me how much you love me.
*My children are returning... It makes me so proud.
*Come! Come my children! Don't let your Daddy die.
*Come! Help me, my children.
*Come out! Come out and make your father proud.
*We are a family! My children will show you how much they love me.
*My children! Come out! Don't let them do this.
*Save me, my children! Show them how much you love me.

As the Ring Leader:
*Encore! They demand an encore!
*Intermission!
*You can never have enough clowns!
*Send out the clowns!

As Robo Claus:
*Come out, my helpers! Santa needs you!
*Santa needs more presents! Send more presents!
*So many children. So many bad children!

As Sheriff Wade:
*How about you get acquainted with my deputies?
*You got this whole town against you, boy!
*Officer in need of assistance!
*Now you got all the townfolk riled up!
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== Losing ==
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!If your squad is wiped out in the final wave:
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*What was it that you had hoped to accomplish? I cannot be stopped.
*This is it? This is the best they had? What a waste of time.
*I thought you were the best, but you're just like all the others... pathetic.
*There's plenty of research to be done around here...
*Send more men! Send entire armies! I will destroy them all.
*Hahahaha! You're pathetic!

As the Ring Leader:
*What clown college did you fools drop out of?
*I have to admit, I didn't think your corpse would be this entertaining. Bravo! Marvelous show!
*I see you enjoyed the show as much as we did. You might say... that it was ''to die for.''
*Who do you think we are, some petty sideshow? This is the three rings!
*While we're sad to see you go, rest assured that you'll always be in our hearts and minds... and in our stomachs for a while, too.

As Robo Claus:
*All of the children asleep in their beds, bleeding profusely from wounds in their heads!
*All for the little ones, girls and boys!
*And not a creature was stirring, because they're all ''dead!'' Ahahaha- er, ohohohoho!

As Sheriff Wade:
*Remember, kids: Don't do the crime if you ain't wantin' a whuppin'!
*They say Justice is blind, but around these parts, she's just hungry!
*Justice tastes best when it's still warm!
*I guess they ain't be needin' that phone call!
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